Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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