If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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