I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I need a burrito and a hug.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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