I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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