He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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