anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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