i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
