dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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