I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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