Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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