You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
4 words: hood of his car
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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