Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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