So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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