somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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