what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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