sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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