You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
