Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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