i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
