Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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