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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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