Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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