just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
