Just cropdusted the office
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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