Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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