it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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