I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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