Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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