the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
