So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yo dont text me then not text me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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