i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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