you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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