the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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