but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just puked most of my soul out..
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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