just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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