After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
