piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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