my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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