He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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