dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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