You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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