The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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