I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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