i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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