just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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