I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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