Everything about him screamed your future.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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