one might say we're banned from that church
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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