Is it normal to miss your booty call?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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