I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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