glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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