Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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