he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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