no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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