If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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