Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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