u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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